Sunday 12 December 2010

The long awaited pictures from Ironbridge






Hrrrrrrr...........OK, question to the world.....
Does anyone else actually hrrrr like I do?
or am I the only one?

Hrrrrrr:
a noise made by rolling your R's. Often made by me when I'm annoyed or exasperated!

Friday 10 December 2010

Lol..... Peter Kay

Peter Kay One Liners
1) I saw a fat woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said 'Thyroid problem?'
2) When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
3) I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
4) I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder.
5) I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
6) A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Bypass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.
7) Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From there on it was sticks and stones all the way.
8) My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.
9) I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
10) If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?
11) I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
12) Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living.
13) I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
14) Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before

Truly the way to live your life!...

Work like you don't need the money.
Sing like no one is listening.
Dance like nobody is watching.
Love like you have never been hurt before.
Live like it was your last day.

Sunday 31 October 2010

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!


I don't know about you but I am so excited about trick of treating later! mmmm..... free sweets! the pumpkins are carved and ready to go. I can't wait.....it's gonna be amazing!

Wednesday 27 October 2010

Back from Ironbridge today..... i will put up some photos as soon as I work out how to... :S  This blog is still quite new to me so bear with me!